The interesting thing about growing up as a vegetarian is eventually you become an adult and through happenstance, you find yourself living with a meat-eater. When my parents divorced and found new mates, they didn’t make not eating meat one of their requirements. Neither did my sister or I. As a result, the four of […]
The weather was damp and chilly for much of this past weekend in New York, and I craved homey, comforting food all weekend. The clouds left me feeling particularly lazy, so I didn’t feel like putting in much effort, either. The sweet potatoes in my pantry caught my eye at lunchtime. Mashed sweet potatoes could […]
Being eternally hungry and all, I decided to peruse the internet this afternoon and vicariously experience a gooey piece of pizza. I could have gone with the traditional pizza Margherita, or the pizza-joint pepperoni special. Instead, this bacon and asparagus pizza recipe caught my eye. Maybe it’s because I actually have these ingredients in my […]
Jeff’s back again, sharing another original recipe after his three quick dinners…. The other day when I got home from work I asked my wife what was for dinner. “Salad,” she told me. “Why?” I asked. “You need to start eating healthier,” was her reply. “I am the perfect weight for my height.” I declared. […]
“This is an agressive beer. You probably won’t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We suggest that you stick to safer more familiar territory — maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing […]
It’s a good thing I know how to make the world’s easiest sushi, because my kid loves it. Ever since he turned a year old, when “they” tell us it’s OK for our kids to try raw fish, he’s been eating sushi and telling people it’s his favorite food. We even whipped some up for […]
Dude. I hate vegans. I literally cannot listen to somebody say the phrase, “I’m a vegan,” without groaning and rolling my eyes. To me, being a vegan is on par with knowing a lot about wine or reading 19th century poetry in your spare time: you’re clearly a pretentious asshole and any conversation we would […]
