Idol results – CliqueClack polls are more accurate than DialIdol!

by Cate Cropp

That’s right, folks. DialIdol.com, which measures the busy signals on voting lines to predict who will be voted off the show, was not quite as accurate as our own little poll here at CliqueClack. Congratulations voters! Or at least those of you who voted — SPOILER ALERT!! — Jasmine and Jorge. Now, you all know where to come when you want to find out the results early!

All joking aside, I’m pretty satisfied with those results, how about you? Of course next week, if Michael Sarver stays, or gets voted off and then saved by the judges’ new veto power, I may very well be shaking my fist in the air and yelling “Sarver!!!!” a lá Stephen Colbert. I doubt they would waste their lone veto on him, though. It’s probably reserved for Danny Gokey, Lil Rounds, or Ms. Dirty Alexis. And to humiliate the other voted-off contestants just that little extra bit more when the judges tell them, “We just don’t like you enough to keep you around.”

I won’t go on a rant about how much I hate filler-filled episodes and “results, after the break.” But I will say: Wow, Kanye West really thinks he is super cool. Kelly Clarkson is still awesome as ever though. And keep your meanness to yourselves about what I know you’re all dying to comment about. She is awesome.

Next week is, I believe, Grand Ole Opry week. Oh, boy. I don’t know, but this could definitely be a trainwreck, and one that I will definitely enjoy watching. Until then….