Dancing With the Stars – I’m not a-f#@king-fraid of elegance!

O.K. So I was wrong last week about Kendra leaving Dancing With the Stars. But, if you remember, Sugar Ray was my second choice. So I feel less embarrassed about not calling it directly. However! Now is Kendra’s time to go fox trot into the sunset. Even she looks and acts like this is just pure torture at this point, so it would be a mercy killing in my opinion.

Before she goes though, I just have to say a few things or I’ll explode. First, I absolutely adored the bitchy comments Kendra made about judge Carrie Ann in rehearsal. See, if you missed it, Carrie Ann has been completely wigging Kendra out about her sensuality, sexuality, and fear of being elegant and ladylike over the last several weeks.

My guess here, is that Carrie Ann is secretly insecure and hateful towards Playboy bunnies. Maybe she wanted to be one herself at one time. But being Asian and dark haired just wasn’t jiving with Hef’s view of blond and busty. So! She’s kind of getting her own back by playing around with Kendra’s quote unquote brain. Wouldn’t that be evil and delicious?

Anyway, that’s my theory. It has to be fairly difficult to make an ex-stripper and Playboy live-in feel like “trash.” When seeing Kendra’s meltdown, which included the quote in my headline, I couldn’t wait to see the fallout! (BTW that quote is so fabulous I want a t-shirt!)

But, as I knew would happen, Kendra and Carrie Ann made nice-nice and made up after her “dance.” Louis choreographed that one perfectly, as it was basically robotic marching and clopping around. Surprise of surprises, Kendra (again) mentioned she had her period last week and it wasn’t the right time of the month for that comment. I love this show!

While we’re talking about quotes, there’s a few I would be remiss not to comment on. Judge Len Goodman always gets so ruffled when dance numbers get too sexy, when the guys rip off their shirts, or grind etc. So I’m perplexed at how he can be as old as Chelsea’s great Grandfather and say to her “Yum yum. What a bum!” Or comment to Cheryl Burke, that during the theme of America week, “It’s so nice to see Cheryl showing off the Smoky Mountains.” Whaa? I abhor hypocrites. Or Bruno telling Ralph, “I need fire down bellow…give me SEX, man!” Yikes people. Kids are watching. And I personally don’t need to picture some of this stuff in my head. Kay?

But did I mention, I love this show?

Oh, and Chelsea and Mark should take this trophy easily. Really. You should listen to me, as I’m not a-f@#king-fraid of elegance and know it when I see it!

Clacked by Tara Shrodes
on Apr 19, 2011 @ 10:30 EST5EDT