“Eric, you want to say hi to Grampa?” – Mrs. Cartman
“Not now, mom, we’re playing Texans versus Mexicans GOD!” – Cartman
“Clyde! What the fuck are you doing? You just let a Mexican through!” – Cartman
“I was enthralled with the dialog exchange.” – Clyde
“Butters is one of those people where you can never remember if he was there or not.” – Clyde
“Uh sir. Aren’t them Mexicans running INto Mexico?” – Border Patrolman
“That don’t make sense.” – Lead Border Patrolman
“YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!” – Border Patrolman
“Butters has been missing for a week! You may have indadvertedly gotten him killed!” – Kyle
“Well then I indadvertedly won the game, didn’t I?” – Cartman
“Dedicated. Patriotic. Tireless. These are the men and women of the U.S. Border Patrol. They work around the clock, protecting America’s prosperity. They are the front line in making sure Mexicans stay here and work. The Border Patrol is uncompromising, diligent and kewl. They will defend, arrest and, most importantly, let the Mexicans know that they are way better off here in the United States.” – Voiceover
“When we asked Obama to stop illegal immigrants, we didn’t mean to make the U.S. so shiity they wouldn’t want to come anymore!” – Lead Border Patrolman
Clacked by Keith McDuffee 
on Oct 12, 2011 @ 22:44 EST5EDT
