Let’s see: April 17th … brand new New Girl called “Kids.”
Checking last week’s episode, I see things were relatively calm, cool and collected. And that can only mean one thing: I better grab on to the armrests and make certain my seat belt’s fastened, because this one’s gonna be a doozy.
And it didn’t disappoint:
I love when the writers are come up with a ruckus of an episode, filled with story and hyper-situtations, and all of it makes sense.
Quotes:
“You’re using birth control, right?” — Jess
“Yeah … of course. It’s just that Schmidt gets so athletic that birth control becomes, like, one of those plastic BBQ covers in a hurricane …” — Cece
“I didn’t want to know that …” — Jess
“Congratulations. You’re dating a girl with basic table manners. You win. Why don’t you get on her health care plan?” — Jess to Nick about his girlfriend Chloe (Chloe Bridges)
“We could have a Russian nesting doll situation on our hands.” — Schmidt to Cece as he mentions he needs to do research so that he doesn’t accidentally impregnate the baby
“Bye, Ooly. You rulie.” — Jess to Ooly
“Bye Jess. You’re a mess.” — Ooly
When Ooly, Jeanne Tripplehorn, was calling Russell her husband, I said to myself..uh ohhhh..she wants to add Jess as a sister wife!!!
*POST AUTHOR*
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That’s pretty funny, Toni.
However, you and I both know Jess would make the worst sister wife ever.
Ever.
Ever.
E V E R . . .
The whole exchange where they figure out that not only did Nick’s girlfriend ride the same schoolbus as Russell’s daughter but Jess even subbed as one of her teachers was awesome …
Girl gets everything wrong. It is not “dry lumping”, but “dry humping”. Same was the 99 which is 69. Only one thing … I have no idea what “plow chop” is.
nevermind…figured it out…it “blow jobs”.