It all comes down to a raspy-voiced paint guy and a dread-locked mother … in a snooze-fest certain to cure you of your insomnia.

Neil Patrick Harris, a girlfight on a soccer field, a bunch of blood, and Ben Linus being awesome. These are some of my favorite things from television this week.

‘Keen Eddie’ is likely one of my favorite shows of all time, and it only got thirteen episodes. It was simply way ahead of its time.

The pilot script for NBC’s ‘Love Bites’ follows the foibles of re-virgination, human vibration, and celebrity sexual exemptions.

All the ‘Idols’ go home for a visit. But for Casey James, the visit is for good.

We start this week by taking a look at ‘Cell’ the web series. It’s a dark and twisted world that includes one of my favorite performances. Then we shift gears to preview Elle’s ‘Dirty Little Secrets’, which features the illustrations of CliqueClack’s own Annie Wu!

Another excellent ‘Idol’ episode courtesy of Lee DeWyze … with an assist from Simon Cowell.