Not to be cruel, but this week’s challenge made me laugh. The teams were tasked with creating an in-store marketing display for LifeLock, a company that provides identity theft protection. The threat is real, but when one of the teams included their faces in the campaign, implying that anyone out there is looking to be […]
This one threw me for a loop. I have plenty to say, and I certainly never shy away from editorializing, but to avoid getting bogged down in some of the insanity from last night, let’s just start from the beginning. First of all, last week I noted that I felt Tionne Watkins was an angry […]
This week on a very special The Celebrity Apprentice … celebrity intervention? You know, I firmly salute anyone with the courage to sit a friend down and confront them about their problem with alcohol or drugs (or magic. Go Barney!) But there’s a time and a place! This week, the time and place chosen by […]
Phew. Four hours of The Celebrity Apprentice in two days, and I am wiped out. Look, all you anxious Trump-ophiles, you may be sprinters, but I’m more of a marathon man. I pace it slowly, with the objective of seeing my challenge through to the end. Though I certainly did appreciate all of your kind […]
First of all, my sincerest of sincere apologies to you all. I know that you’ve been waiting impatiently for this, and I wasted little time in putting my thoughts together once I’d actually seen episode three in this operatic drama. However, Sunday night was March Madness Selection Sunday, and alas I was consumed with bracketology. […]
For those of us keeping score at home, the Donald Trump bleep count is now up to two! Over the course of the last eight seasons. Apparently, Trump hates to lose so much, that he’s taken to chasing the runaway train that is Dennis Rodman‘s potty mouth. Pick up the pace, Donald; Rodman’s at 200 […]
I told you it was coming back. I prepared you, enthralled you … I even whetted your appetite for a taste of Don Don (Don Jr.). But you didn’t watch. I know you didn’t. How do I know, you ask? Because not a single one of you is looking me in the eye right now. […]
