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Jill I am

jillflintI do not like you, Dr. Jill
In fact, I think you are a pill.
You are so boring and so bland
If you shut up that would be grand.

Couples should make characters more endearing
But when Evan interrupted you and Hank, I felt like cheering.
And let’s not even discuss your message on Hank’s phone
That’s when your lameness was truly shown.

Since when did you become a cliche from a teen movie?
If you could not be a stereotype, that would be groovy.
Then again, Hank is really boring,
If anyone else was with him, they’d be snoring.

I don’t find your glockenspiel story cute
I thought it was stupid, and dull to boot.
I’m not saying that I want you dead,
Just could you, pretty please, stay away from Hank Med?

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3 Responses to “Jill I am”

July 11, 2009 at 4:31 PM

Thank you. That was inspiring and true. She is awful and they have zero chemistry. What’s with the forced sexual tension in every damn tv series?

July 12, 2009 at 12:10 PM

At least he’s not going to work for her……

July 21, 2009 at 3:06 PM

Killer post.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t think they’re working out. I did like her at the beginning but around the time she switched cars, I started having doubts and the whole Bark Mitzvah episode where she went on about having to call it in and how she doesn’t seperate personal/professional very well I was gagging.

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