We start this week with a quote of one of my favorite actors working today….
Neil Patrick Harris on hosting this year’s Emmy ceremony: “I’m looking forward to the challenge of the show — adding my own voice to it, while honoring the nominees and the entire year in television. But which voice to choose? I’m torn between gangsta, foppish Brit, and robot. Really proud of my robot.”
“Better off Ted”
Lawyer: “Can you describe your job?”
Veronica: (pause) “Yes….”
Lawyer: “How would you describe your job?”
Veronica: “Cleverly.”
Veronica trying to convince Linda to pretend to be a drug addict and take the fall for the company
Veronica: “Because you have a disease, Linda. A disease that makes you look weak and dirty, and us compassionate and forgiving. It’s a win-win.”
Linda: “How is that a win for me?”
Veronica: “Shut up, junkie.”
“So You Think You Can Dance?”
“Darlin’, you handled your big woman!” Debbie Allen critiquing Evan and Kayla
“He did this to eight women and he only got shot once?” – Brenda
Virgin Diaries
“Supernatural”
“You guys don’t walk enough. You’re going to start to get flabby.” – Dean to Castiel, after Uriel flies away
Chuck: “Did you really have to live through the bugs?”
Dean: ”Yes.”
Chuck: “What about the ghost ship?”
Dean: ”Yeah, that too.”
Chuck: “I am so sorry. I mean, horror is one thing, but to be forced to live bad writing….”
“Writing yourself into the story is one thing, but as a prophet? That’s like M. Knight level douchiness.” – Chuck
“House“
“Want to come over tonight, watch old movies and cry?” – Wilson
Cuddy: “In the Senator’s condition, a spleen biopsy could easily cause sepsis and kill him!”
House: “Why do you do this to me? Now, if I kill him I can’t tell the judge I had no idea of the risks involved.”
“Moonlight”
“Mick please, I don’t have the energy to kill everyone that pisses me off…. I have to hire some people” – Josef
“Firefly“
Mal: “You can’t open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I am a mystery.”
Inara: [laughing] “Best keep it that way. I withdraw the question.”
“If you take sexual advantage of her, you’re going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.” – Shepard Book
“Veronica Mars”
Mrs. Hauser: “Since you all had such a raucous good time with venereal diseases, I’m sure you’ll be thrilled with phase two of Sex Ed. Ladies and gentlemen… [takes animatronic baby out of box] Welcome to Parenthood.”
Veronica: “So that’s where babies come from.”
Clacked by Ivey West 
on Jul 20, 2009 @ 10:00 EST5EDT
