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That’s exactly why people should invite Hank Moody to dinner

CALIFORNICATION season 3 episode 1

Writing my preview piece last week, I got so excited about the coming season of Californication that I dropped everything else that I had to do and popped in the screener DVD right then and there. And it was so good that I insisted that my wife — who hates the show — watch the entire dinner scene, from cigarette flick to jump out the window. Neither she, nor I, was disappointed.

When’s the last time a show far surpassed the hype and excitement you’ve built up for it in your head? I still can’t believe how fantastic the premiere was! (And, spoiler, but the next three episodes do NOT disappoint!)

I’m glad that Karen (Natascha McElhone) appears to be spending at least part of this season away from the action, but I’ll tell you something: their late-night chat notwithstanding, the episode opening with Hank (David Duchovny) in bed with another woman didn’t do much to make me believe that his life is any worse for her not being with him. Nor did his attempt to pick up TA Jill (Diane Farr) at the dinner party. This is Hank, I’ll grant you, but I didn’t feel a hole in his life until we were told to, when he was on the phone with Karen. That’s what I wanted to find out this season, and so far so bad for them.

That dinner party scene was really hilarious, male nudity aside. I knew from the moment Hank pulled up alongside him that the cyclist was going to end up being his host, and not because I knew that Peter Gallagher (as Dean Stacy Koons) was going to be on the show this season — I had no idea. And then there was the set-up for getting Hank to teach: he helped fellow author Richard Bates (Jason Beghe) tumble right off the wagon, getting his drunk on in quite the elaborate fashion. The nude speech was a bit much, but, “Have you ever spent time with an 11 year-old boy and wanted more from him than he was willing to give?” Yikes.

It’ll be up to Felicia (Embeth Davidtz) to make Hank feel obligated to assume Richard’s teaching position … it’s not in Hank to feel guilty about anything, or obligated as a result of his actions. In truth, I don’t see anything convincing Hank to do this, but I guess that’s what the next few episodes are for. At least the premiere set in motion the idea, whose trajectory I couldn’t fathom beforehand.

Elsewhere, Charlie’s (Evan Handler) working at a new agency … on commission. His stock has definitely taken quite a fall since last season, but at least he’s back in the business. His new boss, Sue (Kathleen Turner), is, um, apparently very into him. I know she’s really famous, but the only thing I connected her with was her voice — she’s Chandler Bing’s dad!

Charlie’s actually lucky Sue wants him so badly (or that she’s just so horny), because he only has one client right now, whose latest manuscript he can’t sell. Not good for Charlie, or for Hank, which may be what forces Hank’s hand in deciding to teach — although I can’t imagine that even a full-time professor’s salary in the Ivy League could maintain his lifestyle.

Lastly, apparently single fatherhood is keeping Hank on his toes: “I barely even have time to get loaded anymore.” Well, that’s not entirely true, right Hank?

All in all a really great episode, from start to finish. I’m extremely excited for this season — Collini out!

Photo Credit: Showtime

8 Responses to “That’s exactly why people should invite Hank Moody to dinner”

September 27, 2009 at 11:39 PM

I watched it after being so disappointed with season 2 I ditched. I only caught the last half of the show, but dinner scene was one of the best I have seen in a long time. Peter Gallagher is awesome all the time, glad to see he’s on the show now. The line that went something like “Did you ever crave cock so badly that you just wanted those few more inches” and then Hank going “Well ladies…. Dean Koons?” was priceless.

September 29, 2009 at 6:24 PM

Yes you did! As Johnny Drama would say, “VICTORY!” Did you catch a replay?

September 28, 2009 at 10:55 AM

That dinner party scene was really hilarious, male nudity aside.

Actually, the dinner party scene was hilarious, and the (amusingly smartly done) male nudity sent it over the top. Brilliant.

September 29, 2009 at 6:28 PM

Hey, it was (mostly) tasteful … I just would have been okay without it. ;)

September 28, 2009 at 3:26 PM

“I know she’s really famous, but the only thing I connected her with was her voice — she’s Chandler Bing’s dad!”

Geez. Rent a copy of “Body Heat.” It’ll show you who she is . . . or was. It’ll also show you who Mickey Roark used to be. And as a bonus you’ll get to see Ted Danson do a little dance.

September 29, 2009 at 6:30 PM

Thanks. I know who she is … I was just trying to say that, for me, she’s memorable for being Candler’s dad. It’s just generational.

September 28, 2009 at 3:35 PM

What a way to start the season off. I loved it. I can’t wait for more Hank. I’m inviting him next time I have a dinner party, although I don;t know if I would have raised my hand to see the pee pee dance.

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September 29, 2009 at 6:31 PM

I love Weeds, but this is how you do Showtime comedy!

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