Merry Christmas, to the writers of CliqueClack

T’was the week before Christmas
when all through CliqueClack
there was talk of a poem …
but then we looked back —

Is there anything new
We can try this Yuletide?
Keith and Deb thought
and they couldn’t decide.

We could write something with Kona
about ol’ TV Squad
Though so few remember it
so that might be odd

We could all sing funny carols
on the beloved PodClack
with Christy T.
and world famous Jay Black.

With Brett we could learn
about holidays on the tube
But you know he’d just write
about iCarly and boobs

Deb and sibling Bob could post
some holiday recipes to share
Though if it was made for CliqueClack Food
It would be lonely over there

How about Michael Noble?
He gets us out of tight spots
We’d even let him talk Bob’s Burgers
and make much use of three dots …

Isabelle could tell us the future
with another SpoilersClack
Though if we spoil holiday specials
Will readers ever come back?

Ivey could post about Christmas eps
Maybe some kind of an ode
With Sassone he could write pages about
the West Wing Christmas episodes

Maybe Keith could work on something
People might like what he wrote
Then again they might just be searching
For transcribed lyrics and quotes

A special post ought be written
as some kind of a toast
To our posting fiend Aryeh
With his one-thousand posts

Tara!! What about Tara!?
Posting something that’d make us proud!!
And one thing is for certain!!
That post will be loud!!

Chuck could write about Christmas specials
And how they compare to the movies
Jeremy and Dan could chip in
Y’know, those Flicks-to-TV newbies

We could ask An if she’s do a poem
or perhaps a holiday poll
Though the length of what she gives us
May fill a twenty-foot scroll

Next we could have Brittany post
About her favorite holiday scene
Something tells us whatever it is
It’ll involve Adam Levine

Rachel and Jen could give us posts
With themes of winter weather
Oh wait … did those two head off
on a vacation together?

Here’s an idea for Julia:
Christmas with Merlin and Camelot
Though under four-thousand words
that post would certainly be not

Cartoons with Christmas themes!
That’d be something for Katie, perhaps
Though will she just go on and on again
About Wonder Woman’s absurd lack of straps?

People seem to like Once Upon a Time
So maybe we could have Meredith write
Something about Christmas celebrations
In the land of Prince Charming and Snow White

Now with Carla to Tweet it
we’ll then be all set
Countless retweet’s we’d gather
Many Facebook likes we would get

After days of them noting
of what posts they could do
Deb and Keith then realized
That their work here was through

One last word from them
as our laptops fade to black:
Thank you and Merry Christmas
to the wonderful writers of CliqueClack!

Clacked by Keith McDuffee
on Dec 23, 2011 @ 10:00 EST5EDT